

Apparently wet and muddy sloths are characters from some kind of sci-fi/horror movie.
She can’t remember what she went to her room to get 2 mins ago but she remembers that time she sharted her pants at the mall 3 months ago.
Yep. That’s my kid.
A great list and a few of my favorites:
(1) Having a decent sex life is work and takes effort. The days of spontaneous sex are over…at least for the next 18 years.
(7) Unless you look for time to spend with your partner whether you are having sex or not, it won’t happen.
(16) All your creative energy can’t go into your kids. Some of it has to be reserved for your partnership.
(18) Be careful to not consistently have five-minute quickie/”maintenance sex.”
Right?
EVEN THOUGH THEY GOT A’S
Truth.
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DIY Star Wars Snowflakes by Matters of Grey
San Diego based blogging collective Matters of Grey have created some templates to help you make some Star Wars themed snowflakes. Very seasonal but they probably don’t get too many real snowflakes in San Diego. Download the templates, get your scissors and start cutting!
By Alan WatchornKelsey!
Gentry Curtis would love this!!
I’m so doing these this year. Awesome sauce.